I Was Visited by Three Spirits - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL " Distressed red text reads

" Distressed red text reads "EST 1914" above light blue text reading "CLEVELAND

Arched white serif text reads "RIVERSIDE" above a golden-yellow mid-century cartoon mascot in a batting stance

A retro illustration of a couple roller skating together sits atop a black vinyl record at center

with a long white beard

Vernon's detention empire runs on cheap business cards and the conviction that making teenagers sit still is a marketable skill

I Was Visited by Three Spirits - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL " Distressed red text readsGhosts of Christmas past, present, and future are significantly less terrifying than the whiskey, vodka, and rum trinity that actually visits you on December 25th. Nobody needs supernatural intervention when blackout spirits already handle the life reassessment. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "I WAS VISITED BY" above bold distressed white text reading "THREE SPIRITS." Below, three illustrated liquor bottles stand in a row, labeled