I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy rendered in tan and white

rendered in tan and white ink

distressed white text reads "Smoke Brisket Not Meth

Springfield's Senators took the diamond in 1889 as part of the Central Interstate League

Twenty minutes of pay-per-view comedy requires the same pre-game energy as the Catalina Wine Mixer

Beeks founding a security company is the most on-brand fail-upward move since the Dukes bet a dollar on ruining a man's life

I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy rendered in tan and whiteChoosing Duckie is basically admitting the test audiences were cowards and Blane's spine had the structural integrity of a wet prom corsage. That lip sync to "Try a Little Tenderness" deserved a better ending than a consolation dance. Inspired by Pretty in Pink. The Details: Distressed rounded pink lettering reads "I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN" above bold pink Western style serif text reading "DUCKIE." A high contrast portrait of Duckie Dale in pink, white,